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After much boredom and accompanying a heaving sigh, I have returned to my once much loved website. Surprisingly I managed to figure out the password after a half a dozen guesses. Rejoice, good people. Your saviour is once again among you.
So how have things changed in these 30 months? Well, I would venture (from an objective veiwpoint of course) that I have become somewhat more bitter and perhaps noticably dead inside. Yay! How time changes you. It's like life is one perfect wave after the other on Surfer's Heaven - a small atoll in the pacfic not yet used for nuclear testing. I also hate surfing.
I'd like to say I kept writing comedy since I stopped updating this worthless piece of shit, and I did... kind of. Occasionaly blog entries targeting the weak and stupid members of society coupled with half finished serial stories doesn't really rate a mention. Then again, it's not like this website hosts anything different.
I do believe I have a few articles hanging around somewhere, but with computer crashes that resulted in a cleansing of the hard drive more effective than Hitler's Final Solution, I possess not a single byte of that hilarious material. Until I can bounce around msn and annoy my friends into sending me any copies they might have in their possesion, it would seem updates are an impossible dream. Because I can't be arsed writing anything that isn't about Why I hate black people and how we can "fix" this problem.
I plan to clean up this page a bit, remove the broken links (only 1 of the 5 websites I have linked still actually uses that address. How times change) and perhaps add a few new links. Then I plan to forget about this site's existence for another 30 months. see you in 2009!
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